mom dad im in love with a robot
the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
no you misread it says adam and eva
does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already
how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?
And Satan said, “I will put good bands on both sides of the poster.”
true friends are friends that follow you even though you’re not the same blog type
but does my milkshake bring girls to the yard
THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF OVER KEVIN TRAN
- Doctor Who: Wow, it's really weird that Supernatural is the sanest of us right now
- Sherlock: I know! They are usually so-
- Sherlock: Wait, did you hear that?
- Doctor Who: ...yeah...it sounds like-
- Supernatural: *kicks down door*
- Supernatural: FCUKING HOLD ME
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring